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FrickBones Skeleton

FrickBones Skeleton

$69.99
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Meet FRICKBONES — the only lawn ornament brave enough to say what your neighbors are thinking. This full-size skeleton decoration arrives with both bony hands raised, middle fingers locked and loaded, ready to greet trick-or-treaters, annoying HOA reps, and anyone else who dares approach your porch.

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - CA, United States

    "Taking one star off because I only bought one. Should've bought three. Putting the second one by the mailbox and the third facing my ex's old parking spot. Shipping was fast, plastic feels premium, fingers are gloriously unambiguous."

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - TX, United States


    "The children on my street thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen. The adults walking behind them had mixed feelings. I consider this a perfect outcome. Zero wobble in 40mph wind. Built like it has something to prove."

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - NY, Unites States


    "I was home when it was delivered. The guy scanned it, looked up, looked at me, looked back at the box, and just started losing it. That was before I even opened it. Five stars for the unboxing experience alone."
    box

    Will this hold up outside all October?


    Yes. One-piece rigid plastic, no joints, no moving parts. Rain, wind, and general October chaos won't touch him.

    visibility

    Are the fingers actually visible from the street?


    Both hands, both fingers, fully raised. Legible from a moving vehicle. We did not make a subtle product.

    travel

    How fast does he ship?


    Fast. Multiple reviewers have noted he beat their Amazon orders. We take that seriously.

    water

    Is this weatherproof?


    Rain, wind, fog, frost. Rigid moulded plastic with no joints or seams to fail. He outlasts the season every time.

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    Here Are Some Testimonials...


    • I spent 35 years in corporate America saying nothing. I am 61 years old. FRICKBONES is my spokesperson now. He faces the street. He faces the wind. He faces the HOA quarterly newsletter. He does not blink. Neither do I.

      Dallas, TX

    • I run a backyard haunted house every October. Full setup — fog machine, strobe lights, jump scares, the works. Added FRICKBONES at the exit this year as a send-off. No hiding, no dark corner, just full flood-lit visibility, both fingers raised, right at eye level as people walked out. Grown adults who had kept it together through the entire haunted house completely fell apart at the exit. One guy made it through a chainsaw scene without flinching and then saw FRICKBONES and doubled over laughing for a full minute. He came back the next night with his coworkers just to show them. FRICKBONES is now a permanent fixture. He's in my will.

      Saint Louis, MO

    • FRICKBONES is running the operation. Multiple people stopped to take photos of the full setup. One woman said it looked like a Halloween mafia. She was not wrong. Solid plastic, held up through two rainstorms, fingers fully visible even in the dark with minimal lighting. Ten out of ten.

      Austin, TX